Don’t worry citizens of Syria, Team America: World Police is on the way.
Sure, you didn’t call, but they’re coming anyway. And they’re bringing a bunch of bombs to destroy free your country. Call it Lybia 2: Electric Boogaloo.
We know how much you love America getting involved in the internal affairs of the Middle East.
You can thank us later – assuming you survive the bombing campaign and subsequent takeover by Al Qaeda.